If you’ve always fancied sex on the beach but never quite been brave enough, we’re here to help you!
Cocktails with naughty names are nothing new: people were having sex on the beach in the 1960s! Maybe even your parents tried it!
Many of these cocktails involve vodka, so open a bottle, invite some friends around, relax and enjoy a slow comfortable screw.
You’d better start off with the basic …
Screwdriver
- 2 shots vodka
- 5 shots orange juice
Pour the vodka and orange juice over ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a slice of orange.
Now you’re ready for a …
Slow Screw
- 2 shots sloe gin
- Orange juice
Pour the gin into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.
Relax and enjoy a …
Slow Comfortable Screw
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot sloe gin
- 1 shot Southern Comfort
- 1 shot orange juice
Shake together in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into an ice-filled cocktail glass.
Or what about this?
Slow Comfortable Screw up against the Wall
- 1 shot sloe gin
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot Southern Comfort
- 1 shot Galliano
- Orange juice
Pour the gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano into a tall glass filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.
Maybe this is more to your taste.
Comfortable Fuzzy Screw
- 1½ shots vodka
- 1½ shots Southern Comfort
- 1½ shots peach liqueur
- Orange juice
Pour the vodka, Southern Comfort and peach liqueur into an ice-filled highball glass. Top up with orange juice and stir gently.
But you really wanted …
Sex on the Beach
- 1½ shots vodka
- ½ shot peach schnapps
- ¼ shot Chambord black raspberry liqueur
- 2 shots pineapple juice
- 2 shots cranberry juice
Shake all the ingredients together in an ice-filled shaker. Strain onto ice in a highball glass.
Maybe you’d enjoy …
Oral Sex on the Beach
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot peach schnapps
- 1 shot Blue Curacao
- 3½ shots pineapple juice
Pour all ingredients into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a chilled highball glass.
If you’re in a hurry what about a …
Quickie on the Beach
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot peach schnapps
Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir gently.
Remember to always take care.
Safe sex on the Beach
- 3 shots cranberry juice
- 3 shots grapefruit juice
- 2 shots peach juice or nectar
Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir. Garnish with a cherry before serving.
Let’s not forget the body parts.
Fuzzy Navel
- 1 shot peach schnapps
- Orange juice
Pour the peach schnapps into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill up with orange juice. Stir and serve.
Slippery Nipple
- 2 shots Sambuca
- ½ shot Baileys
- 1 drop grenadine
Pour the Sambuca into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top. Add a drop of grenadine in the centre.
Buttery Nipple
- 1 shot Baileys
- 1 shot butterscotch liqueur
Pour the butterscotch liqueur into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top.
And for the climax what about an …
Orgasm
- 1 shot amaretto
- 1 shot coffee liqueur
- 1 shot Baileys
- Single cream
Pour the liqueurs into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake well and strain into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with cream.
Or even better, a …
Screaming Orgasm
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot amaretto
- 1 shot coffee liqueur
- 1 shot Baileys
- Single cream (optional)
Pour the vodka, amaretto, Baileys and coffee liqueur into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a highball glass and top up with cream if desired.